the constitution of the kaZantip republic.

article 1.
the kaZantip republic has borders but doesn’t have the territory; it is a state which can easily be moved in space from time to time. the capital of the kaZantip republic can be any inhabited place which, sometimes to its own surprise, has found itself the centre of the republic.

article 2.
the kaZantip republic is a democratic state with a preZident in the head. once a year presidential elections take place when the preZident elects himself providing the succession of the democracy.

article 3.
the executive and the legislative powers of the republic are carried out by the cabinet of ministers which consists of the most dignified representatives of different kinds of activity who come, as usual, from people. minister’s obligations are: grandly blow out cheeks, carry orange ministerial case, create drafts and take care of great nation’s expectations (no doubt).

article 4.
the kaZantip republic citizens who don’t know by sight the members of the kaZantip government may fail to recognize them on meeting and express their great thanks.

article 5.
the kaZantip republic is a society of dream and its policy is aimed at the rise of the level of dreaminess of its citizens, at the creation of good atmosphere to make the dreams come true and the rise of belief of citizens in the reality of the unreal.

article 6.
inalienable constitutional rights of every citizen of the kaZantip republic are his constitutional responsibilities: to look for happiness, to find happiness, to fly because of happiness, to believe in the unreal and to believe in miracles. the people who don’t comply with these rights and responsibilities are claimed UNHAPPY, it’s only their fault and it’s worse for themselves.

article 7.
the beach, sea, sun, sky, palms and ladies of unearthly beauty are protected by the government and are used by the great nation as the main happiness extractive recourses.

article 8.
belief in miracles is the national religion of the kaZantip republic. the citizens who believe in miracles have, at least sometimes, to perform religious ceremony and know at least a couple of main mantras, which is enough to obtain wonderful felling of happiness. the citizens of other religions are not prosecuted by the law but they will be converted to the kaZantip religion one way or another. unconverted people will be considered hopeless realists which is worse for themselves again.

article 9.
the highest level of power in the republic (besides presidential and the power of dreams over dreamy citizens) is a caste of keepers of belief in miracles, national religion of the republic. the highest power of keepers, which stands above ministers and the vanity of the world in general, implements such functions as the victory of the good over the evil, feelings over mind, victory over crimean mentality, domination of the wonderful over the ordinary and all the possible over impossible.

article 10.
every owner of multi viZa automatically becomes a citizen of the republic. people with transit tourist visa obtain political asylum and all the other rights as other citizens on the first-come-first-served basis.

article 11.
national clothes of the kaZantip republic citizen are shorts, t-shits and sunglasses. people, seen in the territory of the republic in suits, fur coats, bow ties, tailcoats and ballet tutus (as well as quilted jackets, homespun coats, armiaks and ship skin coats) are considered people undermining state traditions with all the ensuing terrible consequences.

article 12.
national food of the kaZantip republic citizen is boiled corn and backed sunflower seeds.
constitutional amendment: backed mussel, watermelons, pahlava and shaurma are also national food.

article 13.
state language of the kaZantip republic is considered any language with the help of which two or more citizens can understand each other (including the language of body, gestures and notes). any language of the world which integrates the state letter “Z” also automatically becomes the national language of the republic.

article 14.
state fetishes, attributes, symbols and honored images are:
• yellow and orange colors
• polka-dotted colors
• flag of above-mentioned colors or with the word “щастье” (happiness)
• the lack of panties or panties with the word “щастье”
• republican viZa
• sunglasses colored with yellow or orange
• ladybird is a sacred animal
• freaks
• yellow case with chrome corners of the established model is a state attribute of special importance and gives the right of free entrance in the republic

letters, words and punctuation marks are also national attributes of the republic:
• Z
• Yo!
• wow!
• щастье
• Z:15, Z:16, Z:17……., Z:48
and so on forevermore.

and also the following mantras, proverbs and sayings:
• for life without panties, for summer in the whole world!
• let everything be as we wish as we wish nothing bad!
• this land will be ours and nothing matters

article 15.
official hymn of the republic is considered any musical composition which makes the preZident and the great nation feel creepy. every year a new hymn can be chosen. it can be composed by any citizen of the republic who has musical education. the hymn is chosen on conditions that it is genius and can cause big and moving goose pimples.

article 16.
national kinds of sports are all kinds of flies: in dreams, in reality, because of happiness and especially kite surfing. the ability of the citizen to fly, to hover and to soar (the higher the better) guarantees the membership in the highest society of the republic and is favored by the law in every possible way.

article 17.
creative intelligence is a privileged group of the kaZantip society which has benefits in toilets and in receiving of ministerial cases (not more than 2 to every person!) and in obtaining of national glory.

article 18.
freaks are national heritage of the republic and they are protected by the ministry of culture. state example of freak is “odessa freak”. honored freaks of the republic receive the status of distinguished z-citizens and many privileges such as no viZa entrance, public love, dances in forbidden places and filming, filming, filming…

article 19.
on the territory of the republic love in all it kinds is welcome, excluding sexual breach of limits. the institution of FAST MARRIED validates relations between z-citizens. the citizens who have fallen in love with each other can enter into fast marriage (union in heaven), i.e. have a ceremony of FAST MARRIED. unions in heaven is not limited in number or gender.

article 20.
all national holidays, established in the republic (one for each day) are obligatory to celebrate.

article 21.
the Constitution is the basic document of the state and it is necessary to read (at least once) by all citizens of the republic. the constitution can be supplemented or updated as many times as necessary according to the inspiration of the legislative power and the preZident. the unawareness of the constitutional rules does not free citizens from the consequences of their non-implementation. it is worse for themselves. Yo.